Frighting for Justice

Not so much in the tradition of Superman and Batman, but the Gape Crusader will strive on and fright for truth and justice. The Gape Crusader may not necessarily fight, but would certainly be very afraid of the things that can happen to people who open their loud mouth too wide in the interest of truth and justice for all. He is a firm believer that there are more than one way to skin a cat, not that he's ever done that. Maybe a better analogy would be there are more than one way to hit a golf ball. Shank it or hook it. And the Gape Crusader have started preferring hookers because such shots seemed to work better with his club and balls.

Well, actually the Gape Crusader again may just sit around flabbergasted with his mouth wide open at what he would perceive to be the gross injustice going on around him. And who knows, if he sits around long enough with his mouth gaping, a fly might land in his trap and bring him the solution to all the problems of the world.

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