A first-grade teacher, Ms Neelam (Age 28) was having
trouble with one of her students
The teacher asked, "Boy what is your problem?"
Boy answered, "I'm too smart for the first-grade. My
sister is in the third-grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I
should be in the third-grade too!"
Ms Neelam had enough. She took Boy to the Principal's
office. The principal told Ms Neelam he would give the boy a
test and if he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back
to the first-grade and behave. She agreed.
Boy was brought in and the conditions were explained to
him and he agreed to take the test:
Principal: "What is 3x3?"
Boy: "9"
Principal: "What is 6x6?"
Boy: "36"
And so it went with every question the principal thought
a third-grade should know. The principal looks at Ms Neelam and tells
her, "I think the boy can go to the third-grade."
Ms Neelam says to the principal, "I have some of my own
questions. Can I ask him?" The principal and Boy both agree.
Ms Neelam asks: "What does a cow have four of that I
have only two of?
Boy, after a moment: "Legs"!
Ms Neelam: "What is in your pants that you have but I do
not have?"
Boy: "Pockets"!
Ms Neelam: "What starts with a C and ends with a T, is
hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?"
Boy: Coconut
Ms Neelam: " What goes in hard and pink then comes out
soft and sticky?" The Principal's eyes open really wide and before he
could stop the answer, Boy quickly answered..
Boy: Bubblegum
Ms Neelam: "What does a man do standing up, a woman does
sitting down and a dog does on three legs?" The Principal's eyes again
open really wide and before he could stop the answer...
Boy: Shake hands
Ms Neelam: "Now I will ask some "Who am I" sort of
questions, okay?"
Boy: "Yep"
Ms Neelam: "You stick Your poles inside me. You tie me
down to get me up.. I get wet before you do."
Boy: "Tent"
Ms Neelam: "A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me
when you're bored. The best man always has me first."
The Principal was looking restless, a bit tense and took one
large Patiala Vodka peg.
Boy: "Wedding Ring"
Ms Neelam: "I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I
drip. When you blow me, you feel good."
Boy: "Nose"
Ms Neelam: "I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I
come with a quiver."
Boy: "Arrow"
Ms Neelam: "What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K'
that means lot of heat and excitement?"
Boy: "Firetruck"
Ms Neelam: "What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K'
& if u don't get it u have to use your hand"
Boy: "Fork"
Ms Neelam: "What is it that all men have. It's longer
for some men than on others. The nuns don't need it. The pope doesn't
use his and a man gives it to his wife after they're married?"
Boy: "SURNAME"
Ms Neelam: "What part of the man has no bone but has
muscles, has lots of veins, like pumping, & is responsible for making
love?"
Boy: "HEART"
The principal breathed a sigh of relief and said to the
teacher:
"Send this Boy to University, I got the last ten
questions wrong myself!"
